- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Pianos.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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