What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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