- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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