- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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