- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

A young baby died.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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