A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Daniel is a fag

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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