Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Knock knock *open*

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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