- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

that wall over there ->

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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