- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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