- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Fat? Jesse Z

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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