A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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