- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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