- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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