- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

an ethopian thanksgiving

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

mikey is cute

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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