- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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