What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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