- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Chlamydia

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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