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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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