Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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