- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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