- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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