What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

womens rights

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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