What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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you see theres this guy.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What is older than history?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Okay.

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tea with milk?

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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