Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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9/11

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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The american education system.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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