What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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