- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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