- Anti Joke

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What's old and wrinkly? old people

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago