lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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