- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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