- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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