What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

I don't believe in giraffes.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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