- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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