Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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