- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

your mama so old, shes dead.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Guess what What

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

men's rights activists

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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