- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

12 niqqa 12.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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