- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Please don't shoot me

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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