Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Yo Mama just died.

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