A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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