- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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