Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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