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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Allah walked into AK Bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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