one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Balls

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

roses are red violets are indigo

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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