You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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