- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Robin, get in the car, please.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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