- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

I am dyslexic

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

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