- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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