- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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