What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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