- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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