What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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I like jokes.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Black people are innocent.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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