What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Scott

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Freedom of Speech

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What what In the butt

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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