Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What what In the butt

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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