why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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