Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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