Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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