- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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