- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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