What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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