- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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