- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

i wonder who made this website? a human

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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