Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What? Huh?

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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