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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Small Penis.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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