- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what's worse then a blowjob?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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