- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

an american walks out of a strip club.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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