- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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