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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

a black guy hates chicken.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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