What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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how do you win a game try your best

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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