- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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